veryraresecrete:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

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What

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cosbyykidd:

my head hurts

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daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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suburban-auschwitz:

kush got me movin in slow mo

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psybelius:

I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER

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englandsbooty:

even People magazine made Shrek jokes

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soft-grudge:

DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN??

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kristoffbjorgman:

kristoffbjorgman:

bjorg-man:

An Undeniable Love ♡

♪ accid-elsa-ly in love ♫

i’ve lost 18 followers so far because of this

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phantomgecko:

So this lady I know makes clothes for bearded dragons. And she sells them on etsy. It’s basically my favorite thing right now. Because it’s hilarious. Like… I can’t think of anything more amusing to me. And there is a tuxedo/top hat outfit in the works as well. Coming soon…

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

Happy easter everybodyy

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